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• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• She walked into the room
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When she was bad
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• She said yes
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• every secret thing was made by some one
• What was stolen by someone else
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• He and she are one
• One does not simply walk into Mordor
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Why is she really here?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• I was into them after they were hip
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• for Ann Tsubota, a teacher still, thousands of pots later
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• She sat back in the bleachers
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• she plays into the stereotype she made of herself
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
• Better than kicking him into next week
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• she wants to kill and break hearts
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• How's she goin', by
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• cities full of ravens, silent concrete echoing back while she sings
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Redundancy in DNA
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• What she didn't say
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• She is all I am listening to here
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords

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