Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Okay he's not in this one but Monkey transformed, is super strong, super fast, and fights against the heavens so I'm calling it"

• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Super Monkey Ball Jr.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Super Monkey Ball 2
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Super Monkey (user)
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Super Karate Monkey Death Car
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Super Monkey Ball
• Super Karate Monkey Death Fighters: the Movie
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Pull a fast one
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Fast one
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fist Fight in Heaven
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• So, he's leaving
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Make Monkey Fast
• I'm tired of calling 911
• Opportunity bucks, and my hands are strong enough to hold fast.
• Where two fight, third one wins
• Monkey Knife Fight
• Multiplication using the Fast Fourier Transform
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He and she are one
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Knife Fight Monkey (user)
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Monkey Butt!
• And so we beat on, spaceships against the current
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• It hasn't been so long, but
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• I'm not racist but...
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• he that is not with me is against me
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• and but so
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet

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