Findings:
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Names have been changed
- If God was willing to let it be
- What have you been smoking?
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- "enough praying, let's burn the flags!"
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Advice I have been given about girls
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- He's been places they have not.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- God will punish you
- For the god threatens and punishes the stupid men
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- funny oh God
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Let them have Festivas
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- oh my god (user)
- Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- i have been burning for so long
- What Might Have Been
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- How could you ever have enough?
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Let sleeping gods lie
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- Oh, God!
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- How could God let this happen?
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Let's all have an orgy!
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- How long have you been in love with her?
- you have never been safe
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have just been shot
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- AES may have been broken
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I could have been Canadian
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Astro City #5
- I have had enough of Survivor
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- We have had enough of your beige
- I could have been one of a two
- Give 'em Enough Rope
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- They have taken enough
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Oh fair enough are sky and plain
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- For God's sake, just have another election
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Let go and let God
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
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