Findings:

• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• there will be a last
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There Will Be Blood
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• There will never be another you
• There will be no more stories to read
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There will be time
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Who Will Be There
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• all the cute guys will be there
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Where's the kaboom?
• Will I cease to be
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be assimilated
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Someday, I will be strong
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• The revolution will not be televised
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• They will not be named!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• There can be only one
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The end will be a sellout
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There is some place I need to be
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If it be your will
• I will always be in the details
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• The Revolution will be televised
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I fear I will be nothing
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• you had to be there
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The revolution will not be webcast
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Be there or be square
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Everything will be alright
• I will be your young sinner
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be in my trailer!
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Will I be given that chance?
• I will always be weird inside
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• There need to be more powers
• Some things that fly there be
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Marks which will never be broken
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The next life will be better
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers

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