Findings:

• The Sure Fire Way to Win the Lottery
• Actually
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Money is actually Magic Points
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• What does a woman want
• Debbie Does Dallas
• Size does matter
• Why the sun shines
• John Doe
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Time does not exist
• Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
• Jane Doe
• Working does not mean thinking
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• doe
• Does free will exist?
• Nobody Does It Better
• MTV sucks
• Does
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
• Super Doe deer urine
• Curious George does LSD
• The Doe and the Lion
• Microsoft does your mom
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Color does not exist
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• male masturbation
• Female masturbation
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• Mandibular block injection
• Does this ever go away?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Does Satan play ice hockey?
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Doe Maar
• Christianity does not exist
• Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• fog machine
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Why does Man kill?
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Biological does not mean genetic
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• How does an atheist swear a vow?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What does your hometown smell like?
• Where does the money come from?
• Salary of the President of the United States
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• where does that leave me?
• What does God need with a starship?
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Why does ice float?
• To which side does your penis lean?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Why does a bull buck?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
• Does hate scare people?
• Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• What RU-486 means to me
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• Mrs Doe Pee
• The "future" does not exist
• Does Santa exist?
• Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• A little bit of dirt does you good
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• This node does not make sense
• What Everything does better than anything else
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Johnny Dooit Does It
• A line allows progress, a circle does not
• To which side does sir dress?
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense

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