Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Not a biological relative. When he was fourteen, he needed a place to stay. My sister had an extra room. He moved out in his twenties"

• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• some say he was never here at all
• At least he was gentle
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• he had a dream
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He's been places they have not.
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• When he became an old man
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He weaves his words
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• King George he had a Date
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I married him because he was not mean
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• That's Just How He Was
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He Was Only Joking
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• making certain he was touching her
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• More than he was willing to give
• He flops over and bonks his head
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He Was a Crook
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• All he left her was alone
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Don't Go Out the Door
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was found
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He made a way to his anger
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He just left his body
• he was a punk poet himself
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• He Hate Me
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• "Fill it in", he said.
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Surely he would remember this
• He Hudas not pay
• He (user)
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He says she says
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He who controls the past controls the future
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• mad he (user)
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He searches
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• So, he's leaving
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• What He Suffered
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and She
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He and she are one
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• He giggles, as he wiggles

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