Findings:
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Before you, there was me
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Lies my physicists told me
- This node was made for you and me
- What the dust told me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- New York City: What my Father told me
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Nobody Loves Me
- I was a homeless bum
- boss i wish you had told me
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- nobody will let me start a country
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- She told me she wouldn't
- New York City: What Jo told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- Snickers told me
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Nobody for me but you
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
- I was told you were very pretty
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The stone that told me
- She told me to say that
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- The Me Nobody Knows
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- If you told me this never happened
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- There was no one waiting for me...
- I was me before being me was cool.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Tell him, she told me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- New York City: What my sister told me
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- i told u i was hardcore
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- New York City: What Martin told me
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- lumberjack competition
- penis-size competition
- Van Cliburn International Piano Competition
- Academic Competition Federation
- Interactive Fiction Competition
- Competition Time
- Real competition
- Perfect competition
- Monopolistic competition
- David Essner Mathematics Competition
- Fiddle Competition
- competition hybridization
- sauna competition
- StarFox: Competition Weekend Version
- FIRST Robotics Competition
- What Me Worry (user)
- -Me- (user)
- me
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- love me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- What, me worry?
- England Made Me
- The shape of me and other stuff
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Big Me
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- why me?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Taste me, taste me
- Roger and Me
- Tell me a story about elephants
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Society made me what I am
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
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