Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Be a model or just look like one
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Learn the lesson of your own pain
- because i am scared of pain
- I need your pain or I will not live
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Looks Just Like the Sun
- You, standing
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because it happened to you
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I have just been shot
- I want to have known
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
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- Dogs that have owned me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I smile just because you exist
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- People want what they cannot have
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Why I want to have children
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I want to have your abortion
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- Have you ever made a just man?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- just to have some human contact
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
- I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- It must have rained or something
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- institutions have lives of their own
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- just because
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I may or may not have been naked
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- I would like to have emotions
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
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