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• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• It will be good when I am leader
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• There will be no more stories to read
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I will always be in the details
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• My RPG will be a work of art
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• No one can be in two places at once
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Who Will Be There
• My life may no longer be my own
• You will be assimilated
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• When shall I be free?
• The revolution will not be televised
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• What I want to be when I grow up
• the world will be remade in our image
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• No threat should be taken lightly
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I am blind when I want to be
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• The revolution will not be webcast
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• There will never be another you
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• There will be time
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Will I cease to be
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• I fear I will be nothing
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The end will be a sellout
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Marks which will never be broken
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• This poem can be put off no longer
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I will always be weird inside
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Will I be given that chance?
• I will be in my trailer!
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given

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