Findings:
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
- Never Is a Promise
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
- Garage bands which never made it to the garage
- My dad made a pop culture reference!
- A promise the forest made to the rain
- video games never made me violent
- A little child could never kill this clean
- keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He made a way to his anger
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- why i could never live in the city
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- He'll never know what he's missing
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
- He Never Died
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
- He never looked back
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- some say he was never here at all
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He never returned
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Love does not keep promises
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- Salvation for modern Dads
- camping with dad
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- Noises made by roosters in different languages
- Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
- Spending Dad's Inheritance
- Ian's Dad (user)
- The elephant that wished he could fly
- Made in U.S.A.
- I am a little world made cunningly
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- Essence of Dad
- White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- customer : good dad
- Noises made by cats in different languages
- Society made me what I am
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- made bed
- These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
- Hey, Dad!
- Potential dad licks my eyeball
- Dad humor
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
- Sam sinks his dad's boat
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- England Made Me
- Noises made by cows in different languages
- The stuff dreams are made of
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
- I could keep my sexuality private
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- intransitive verbs made transitive
- If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Dad (user)
- Demand Hope. Crave Adventure. Promise Thunder.
- Ghost Dad
- Dad at the beach
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- deadbeat dad
- Dad's "Joke"
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- My dad is a crack whore magnet
- Grand Dad says no scragging
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Have you been a dad today?
- Stuff I Remember About Dad
- Bela Lugosi's Dad
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- dad joke
- scots single dad (user)
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- What are little girls made of?
- Noises made by birds in different languages
- Noises made by pigs in different languages
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- Noises made by dogs in different languages
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- How M&M's are really made
- Who made the first bread?
- Fisher-Price Toaster
- that can made you sick
- Experience has made me bitter
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Porn is made for men
- self-made millionaire
- Made in China
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Calvin's dad
- Psycho Dad
- Dad's Army
- Dad
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- A Letter from Mom and Dad
- Becoming a Dad
- My Two Dads
- double dad
- Gun Nut Dad
- Cordelia's Dad
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- My dad is proof of Reincarnation
- Richard Dadd
- my dad is two people
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- ya dad (user)
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- My Dad in the Desert
- On watching your dad vandalize city property
- Dad's Root Beer
- Your Dad's Husband (user)
- Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
- in the dark of my heart, dad
- Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
- The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
- My dad died
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- D-A-D
- Made In Taiwan
- made
- Made you look
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