Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "My Mama Says There Aren't Any Zombies, Ghosts, Vampires, Creatures, Demons, Monsters, Fiends, Goblins, or Things"

• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Ghosts 'n' Goblins: Pretty Much the same Thing as Sex
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Be there or be square
• Do or do not, there is no try
• There's a Monster in My Closet
• any way, shape or form
• YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There is no deal with the demon
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• Ghost? Demon?
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Is there any port wine left?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• Ghosts 'n' Goblins
• Japanese Ghosts and Demons
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• There is a ghost of murder in your blood
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• there are no good or bad people
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• what is there to say?
• There is something you don’t want to say
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• There is for madness-cruel or complying
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• What is there to say, decades after the fact?
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
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• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• Any Mick'll Do
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Goosebumps: Slappyworld: Fifth-Grade Zombies
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• because I have given up any care
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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