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• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• How to survive student teaching
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• How could you ever have enough?
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Will I ever know?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• A reason to drink
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The first bear I ever saw
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
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• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The first dollar I ever made
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Beginning psychology students see abnormal behavior in everybody
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• So you don't have to
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• I don't know how to smile
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• The best teacher I ever had
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I've been smoking ever since
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• An American in Tours
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Don't lie. Ever.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Art has an actual purpose
• Don't you ever go to work?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't work at a golf course
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• because I have given up any care
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You know, life isn't so bad
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• oh ever so slowly
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Have You Ever Walked?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?

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