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• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The Wild Colonials
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Why I still pay (part of) E2's bills
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• those touched by demons
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
• No one can be in two places at once
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• How Solemn as One by One
• case by case
• One by One
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• By One Minute
• by one and one, without waiting for the others
• Once By The Pacific
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Accidental death odds
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• paid by the word
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• Undermining the foundations of the Establishment by supporting local singer-songwriters and avoiding genetically engineered foodstuffs
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• You cannot win an argument just by being right
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture I: The Present Dilemma in Philosophy
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• never judge a by a reading
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Being licked to death by kittens
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• Stopping By A Hood On A Snowy Evening
• "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• snapped up by giant mice from Mars
• The part I know by heart
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• every secret thing was made by some one
• to a place where no one's around
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• A place where the sun never sets
• The irrational fear of having one's genitals mutilated by the blades of a fan
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• A dance that never took place
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• action fuelled by ignorance
• Attack by Stratagem
• inspiration by misreading
• David Merrick
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• trial by fire
• cheek by jowl
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• Naughty by Nature
• Connection reset by peer
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• Leadership by Example
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• virgin by choice
• By the power of Grayskull!
• Go by hand
• Standing by my bed
• Death By Chocolate
• go by the board
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Baptism by fire
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
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• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
• "A Story," by Everythingians
• Judging women by their books
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• Guilt by Association Law
• Words to live by
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• By the skin of my teeth
• Learning by doing
• trial by ordeal
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

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