Findings:
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- I love you but I have to let you go
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- The choice you have to make
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Have One On Me
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- For God's sake, just have another election
- No, but I'll have a beer
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Words that only have one context
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I could have been one of a two
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Have you hugged a psychopath today?
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I have one whole anus
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- How Solemn as One by One
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
If you Log in you could create a "Kitsune are annoying as hell and make Coyotes look serious by comparison. But I'd rather have that than have to deal with one of emthese/em fucking psychopaths." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.