Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Just a little rip in the universe, folks, nothing to be alarmed of, we'll have it sewn back up in a jiffy."

• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Come Back Little Sheba! (e2poll)
• I fear I will be nothing
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Give it back or I bite the little blue man
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• you just might be evil
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• All we need is just to be
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Let's just be friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• When you know things are just meant to be
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• It will never be just you
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• we can all just be around other people
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• nothing to be done
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• In case of accidental death, back up your state vector regularly!
• back up
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• You'll Be Back
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I just want to be friends
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Be a model or just look like one
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Be My Little General
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• It's good to be back
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Just to see what it would be like
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• you have to be close to catch it
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• I'll be back
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Just be home in time for supper
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Just Be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I just want to be a drummer
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• painting stars that have come to be
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up

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