Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone, waiting for me to SMS it to some poor sod"

• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• Some people call me a drama queen
• She approached me with some vague line
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• mobile phones for Section 8 Housing
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Cut me some slack
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Mobile phone
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Recycling mobile phones
• Fear of mobile phones
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• mobile phone etiquette
• Prominent mobile phone syndrome
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Your words keep me alive
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Carve Me Some Wood, G-dog
• Waiting for me
• "Per se" and the Mobile Phone Syndrome
• Composing your own ringtones for a Nokia mobile phone
• Nokia mobile phone serial number
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• The hidden dangers of mobile phone use
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• mobile phone snatching
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Simple words, simple dreams
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Keep the peace and remember the poor
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• Encrypted Magic Folders
• Spring-loaded folders
• Compressing Applications folders in Mac OS X
• spam folder
• folder (user)
• space junk
• junk
• Junked up
• Junk pusher
• Interesting rusty junk
• Push junk
• Junk food lava
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• stuff and junk
• Junk mail saved my life
• Junk I Love I Love My Junk
• The Junk Man
• junk fax
• Junk Sick Apocalypse
• Junk English
• Junk Male
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Confessions of a junk mail addict
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• junk silver
• Junk poetry
• pickled junk
• My mind is filthy: It's full of junk.
• right to keep and bear arms
• Keep your number of takeoffs equal to your number of landings
• Keep of the Four Worlds
• Keep a meet
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Good-by and Keep Cold
• Right to keep armed bears
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
• keep case
• The gift that keeps on giving
• Keep your lamplights trimmed and burning
• Keep coming back
• Keep On Truckin'
• Slower traffic keep right
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• Philosophy won't keep you warm at night
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Slower traffic : Keep right fuckers
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I Keep Asking
• Why you should keep your contact lenses clean
• keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your dagger
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Keep Hope
• Keep the faith
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• Keep it Beautiful
• Things you give people that they keep
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• keep the depression away
• The Keep
• I keep mistaking the Rose Bowl logo for the Utena signet
• Keep guns away from drunks
• I dreamt of the eternal waiting room between.
• Keep young and beautiful
• Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence
• Cosmonaut Keep
• How to keep a secret
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• The polaroids that keep us together
• Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• I keep six honest serving men
• I keep running
• Keep the Patient Quiet
• keep the hole full
• We'll Keep the Home Fires Burning
• takes a licking and keeps on ticking
• How to keep salvia legal
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Keep this in mind
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• keep away
• Keep It Unreal
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Pray to God, and keep rowing to shore
• Little Keep on the Borderlands
• stone keep
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• the places we keep our dead
• Can You Keep A Secret?
• Keep it simple, stupid
• The Meowstro Sings Guster's Keep It Together
• i keep my poetic license right next to my concealed weapons permit.
• The Company You Keep
• keep away from children
• How to Keep Playing Music In College
• Keep the Aspidistra Flying

If you Log in you could create a "Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone, waiting for me to SMS it to some poor sod" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.