Findings:
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- we have a lot of work to do
- I still have the scar
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Luckily, Meebo Still Works
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- You have your work cut out for you
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- Have you come here to play Jesus?
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Have you found Jesus?
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- How I became disabled
- Medicaid disability
- Disabled, but able to rock!
- Disabled list
- the disabled debauchee
- the healthy disabled
- fucking eh
- Fucking A
- The difference between fucking and making love
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Fucking Åmål
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I despise ribbon cable
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- Shopping and Fucking
- Are cops completely fucking useless?
- Throw away your fucking scale!
- Sheets of blank fucking paper
- high-intensity discharge headlights
- The donuts are so pretty
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- Fucking
- Live Era '87-'93
- couch fucking
- I hate this fucking orange cat
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- Call a spade a fucking shovel
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not fucking bored
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- Give me back my bike!
- Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
- Piss without farting, die without fucking
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
- Shut up, you fucking baby!
- The Fucking Champs
- fucking machine
- Hard like fucking stone
- go fucking (user)
- It's my fucking job to know
- Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
- Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Out of his fucking mind
- I am so fucking happy
- Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
- Young People Fucking
- Songs About Fucking
- Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- it's the fucking truth
- Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- Customer service is a fucking given
- you fucking moron (user)
- take a fucking hint (user)
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
- Fucking is fucking
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- Fucking Karma
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- Fucking, Austria
- Fucking superhero movies
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Keep fucking that chicken
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- Your Method Works
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
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