WARNING! LET THE SPOILERS HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE SPOILERS HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE SPOILERS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOR!
Title: Mind over Matter
Release Date: October 2001
Writer: Mark WaidPenciller: Mike S. MillerInker: Paul NearyJLA Members: Superman,
Batman,
Wonder Woman,
the Martian Manhunter,
the Flash,
Green Lantern, and
Plastic Man.
Guest Stars: Krypto.
Bad Guys: the
White Martians.
Cameos: Steel,
Impulse,
the Atom, and
Zatanna.
So what happens?First, this whole issue is a
muddle.
It starts off badly. The first page features Steel trying to keep
Arkham Asylum locked down, the people of Atlantis suffocating without
oxygenated water, and Impulse discovering that Earth's
atmosphere can no longer support
fire. Problem: in light of the recent "
Our Worlds at War" series (See
JLA: Our Worlds at War for more information), Steel and Impulse are temporarily
dead, and the Atlanteans have
mysteriously
disappeared.
And the JLA are not faring any better than DC's
continuity! Superman, Green Lantern, and the Flash very quickly get their clocks cleaned by the White Martians. Wonder Woman tries to help out some drowning kids who turn out to be a single shapeshifted Martian, and Plastic Man locates Green Lantern -- uhh, make that
four Green Lanterns. While Plas is trying to figure out which one's the
real Kyle, it turns out that
none of them are the real Kyle, and they almost cut him in half with their "
Martian Vision". Luckily, before they can
melt Plas into a dead
plastic puddle, the real Green Lantern shows up, saves him with a
shield, and takes on the Martians. And Superman shows up in time to lay some
smackdown on the Martian trying to drown Wonder Woman. Meanwhile, the Martian Manhunter makes his
escape from
captivity, and Batman is getting a fix on the Martian towers fatally altering the planet's atmosphere. It doesn't look like anyone's going to be able to get free to get rid of the towers (and the Martians have just broken Green Lantern's arm), but J'onn is able to knock 'em all out
and get Kyle and Plas free of the Martians (Good old Martian superspeed, ya know).
J'onn is able to
telepathically fool the White Martians into thinking the JLA are elsewhere, at least temporarily. While Superman retrieves Batman and the Flash, Martian Manhunter uses Wonder Woman's
magic lasso to stitch Plastic Man back together. The Martian towers are gone, but Earth's atmosphere hasn't had time to recover yet, so the Leaguers can't use fire to battle the fire-
phobic aliens. The heroes fly to Superman's
Fortress of Solitude in the
Arctic, the Martians snapping at their heels all the way. Superman's
dog Krypto is able to delay the Martians a bit, then Supes, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and Plastic Man start blowing 'em away with big-ass
ray guns. But it can't last forever, and the Martians soon
subdue the Leaguers and interrupt Batman and Martian Manhunter from their work on Superman's
Phantom Zone projector. The White Martians' leader, Protex, reveals that they've been
dissecting the brains of human
telepaths because they can make their mental abilities much more
powerful by eating the
brains. They plan to
psionically take over the
galaxy while staying safe on a planet where the atmosphere cannot support
flame. Then the Martians turn the Phantom Zone projector on the JLA, ready to zap them to an
interdimensional prison, where the Leaguers will be able to watch the Martians
wipe out Earth's
population, but won't be able to do anything about it...
And then, more muddle. I absolutely cannot tell what happens in the last two pages. When the Martians turn on the projector, do the White Martians disappear? Do the Leaguers disappear? On one hand, the White Martians seem to
fade from view, but on the other, the JLA are apparently standing in a
wasteland with a bizarre
swirling background. Whatever happened, the JLA seems to be
happy with the results. Wish I could say the same. This'll wrap up next issue.
Cool Moments!Plastic Man getting sliced in half by the White Martians seems
brutally cool, and the idea of stitching him back together with the magic lasso is fairly inspired.
Cool Quotes!Green Lantern, while watching Superman's superdog Krypto in action: "He has a dog."
Plastic Man: "With
heat vision."
Flash: "Cool."
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