Findings:
- The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Just Add Monsters
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- Some Kind of Monster
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I am the Monster
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Escape from the Planet of The Robot Monsters
- From the Earth to the Moon: 19: A Monster Meeting
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- Monsters of our own longings
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Monster from Green Hell
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Love poem from the monsters under my bed
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Good from far, but far from good
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- i am both removed from it, and a part of it
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- i just want you to know who i am
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- i just want to know who i am
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- All gods but your own
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- She's a Late Spring Storm and I am Begging to Drown in the Downpour
- I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- i am just a simple buddhist monk
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- Fuck them all but the six
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- i know you are but what am i
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- I am nothing but my sins
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am but a moth before your flame
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I am the question. Unanswered. Demanding attention
- I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
- She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- I still supplicate myself in desperation for judgment and am met with nothing but forgiveness.
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- but here I am
- i am just slowly accumulating ghosts
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- not running from, but going to
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- But I have seen the sun just once
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Hot pursuit
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
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