Findings:

• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• Either/Or
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Swimming pool injury
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• You're either with us or you're against us
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• All good men are either gay or married
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• I shall whisper words into your skin for a thousand nights to come
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• Words speak us
• One word that will make others laugh
• I Shall Not Sleep
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Speak English or Die
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• a dream or a hallucination. words for a still-abstract face.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The insertion of words or passages in writings.
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• And shall your flame or your smoke burden the wind?
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Actions speak louder than words
• Sleep Words
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• assigned reading
• Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
• assigned (status)
• Assigned reserves
• Free to determine your own value system, you assign yourself the lowest possible value
• Assigned Male
• Other duties as assigned
• Either
• There is no "One", either
• As if either one of us were happy
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• It is not my job to argue with idiots on the Internet, and it's not yours either
• before either of us had to turn away
• Either Way
• laugh
• Nature laughs at the difficulties of integration
• laugh track
• laugh in the sun
• corporate laugh
• laugh riot
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In
• Nothing is too serious to laugh at
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• The Nome King Laughs
• The Last Laugh
• The Madcap Laughs
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We laugh so we won't cry
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Laugh when threatened
• How do you make God laugh?
• Lisa's Last Laugh
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• post-laugh noises
• Watching Karen laugh
• happy laugh (user)
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Laughs
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Koockard (how the kookaburras got their laugh)
• Zen morning laugh
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• you are magic trapped in a laugh
• cheap laugh
• belly laugh
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• They All Laughed
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Love laughs at locksmiths
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• And occasional belly laughs
• The Heckling Laugh of a Boy with No Arms and No Heart
• laugh (user)
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• Dave the Laugh (user)
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• Howard Roark laughed
• Helene Cixons's Laugh of the Medusa
• we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
• The Joker Laughs (user)
• We laughed like a cartoon circus train
• LAUGH OUR FLOPPY SUNHATS OFF
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• he would have laughed
• The dead laugh among the dead
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• Gods Laugh
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• or
• Glen or Glenda
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• Dead or Alive
• and/or
• Portland, Oregon
• Man... or Astro-man?
• male or female
• Bad command or file name
• Bobby Orr
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Your place or mine?
• Skate or Die
• My country, right or wrong!
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• 54-40 or fight!
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Red or Blue Pill
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• To be or not to be
• For Better or For Worse
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Our way or the highway
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• Queen or country?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it

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