Findings:
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- The best kind of bartender
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- you could be asking questions
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Where would America be without Canada?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Mind without body
- To God Be the Glory
- No one can be in two places at once
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- If God was willing to let it be
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- We never asked to be babysitters
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Before you ask a question
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- it would be hilarious if only
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- We could all be blind
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- The mountain could be home
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- an ache you would ask for
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- It Could Always Be Worse
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Ask a stupid question
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Rebeca Martinez
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- You Shall Be as Gods
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- God must be deaf
- Could man be drunk for ever
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- gods we may be
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
- Be a model or just look like one
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- No one can be totally logical
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- I never thought it would be like this
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- That would be me
- Things that could be
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The question nobody asks
- The Man Who Would Be King
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- eternity would be boring
- That I Would Be Good
- If I could be someone
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Just to see what it would be like
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- A whimper would be fine
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- There can be only one
- You could be so delicious
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- One Man Asked In Anger
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- breathe and ask questions
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I never asked to be born you know
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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