Findings:

• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
• This will never happen
• will happen, happening, happened
• Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Accidents will happen
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• SciFiQuest 3016: Stuff What Hasn't Happened Yet.
• Something Happens
• happen
• Shit happens
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• As It Happens
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Just because it happened to you
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• What do you want to see happen?
• can't happen
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What if it never happened?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Something Happened
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• an accident waiting to happen
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Accidents Never Happen
• It happened a long time ago
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happened to claymation?
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• If you told me this never happened
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• compost happens
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Programming for a drug dealer
• worse things happen at sea
• Whatever happened to reverence for the holidays?
• Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
• World War II never happened
• It Could Happen to You
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Sometimes it happens
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
• Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
• what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• What if nothing happens
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Whatever happened to peace on Earth
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Good things rarely happen after midnight
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• An accident impatient to happen
• This is When it Happens
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It happens every day
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• This happens all the time
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• A Lot Can Happen
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What the hell happened to us?
• What Happens in Vegas
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Stuff Happens
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• based on events that may have happened
• Nothing happens.
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• worse things have happened to better people
• What happened?

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