Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If he be like to die, he had better do it, and decrease the surplus population"

• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I like the way he reads poetry
• he had a dream
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• he likes to watch you walk
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He had something to say. He said it.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• King George he had a Date
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I must die or be better
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He brings me books like flowers
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• he's like someone living in a dream
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• He Looked Like the Summer
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• You had better...!!!
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• To do is to be
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• may your fruit be like you
• Why do horror movies sell better on home-release formats?
• Do better
• I never thought it would be like this
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• The next life will be better
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Hot pursuit
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• A determination to do better than
• Treatment of corporations
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• had better
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• She Had to Be Sure
• I like the curves far better
• I can do much better than this
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• What can be better than that?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Rebeca Martinez
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Be a model or just look like one
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Much like what music wants to be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• How to be a Better Person
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know

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