Findings:
- Odysseus was not lying
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- lying
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Lying Here Upon the Floor
- The Two Lying Bastards Show
- Lying next to someone at night
- A better life through lying
- lying here with no one near
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Lying, Cheating and Stealing
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach?
- lying to yourself
- lying to protect oneself
- Lying underneath the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars
- Giant bearded man lying in the sea
- Lying lonely in the dark
- The whole world is lying to me
- Lying to David
- Laughter and lying on grass
- Guide to lying to your parents
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- The Good Consul's Compassionate Lying
- Gentle Lying
- Is lying about the reason for war an impeachable offense?
- On Truth and Lying in a Non-Moral Sense
- Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
- The Art of Lying
- Lying to Congress
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
- The Lying Florist (user)
- On your midnight pallet lying
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
- The Invention of Lying
- Lying saturated beside you
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- Pathological lying
- That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
- You lying whore
- On Lying in Bed
- in a sexy, sequined dress, lying across the piano
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- you can always find a razor lying in the road
- One of Us is Lying
- was
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Descartes was wrong
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Kilroy was here
- The Walrus was Paul
- wa
- Music was better in the old days
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Vancouver, Washington
- Was (Not Was)
- the seven hills of Rome
- No shit, there I was
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Trompe
- 'T was
- It was a dark and stormy night
- That was a joke, son.
- Man was created in God's image
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- When I was your age
- There was once a Man
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- It was you, Atthis
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- The day I realized what being alive was
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- The world was designed for giant squid
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- It was all God's fault
- It was not a dream
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- God was created in man's image
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Cybersex before it was cool
- I was going to marry Marty
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Back when grunge was still cool
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- I was looking for you
- I was searching glass
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- I was into them after they were hip
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Concrete, Washington
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- There was a rose that faded young
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was promised flying cars
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- What was the question?
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- That Was Then, This is Now
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- There was a time when I was a better person
- I was never any good at maths at school
- I was a homeless bum
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Lando was supposed to die
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
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