Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I used to think of various permutations of the plots of cartoon shows when I was younger, right before bed, and in another, I was in a hotel room whose window overlooked a building whose entire side was dedicated to the display of some neon message, several dozen odd floors high. I had forgotten what it said."

• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I was young Time had no wings
• when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Some time when I was a teenager
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It was better before they came
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• some say he was never here at all
• When I was young
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I don't think the sun was up
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Was it something I said?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Cybersex before it was cool
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I Was a Boy
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Barnum was right
• Raleigh Was Right
• Not what was said
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• There was a time before
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Before you, there was me
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Back when grunge was still cool
• There was an Old Man on some rocks
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Today was some bullshit.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• In the Gym the Floor Was Cold
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• When I Was a Lad
• November 4, 1995
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I was once young and had a home
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When I was Fair and Young
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• When I was your age
• When I Was Cruel
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• It was the right thing to do.
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• The room was hot
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Before Time Was
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Before the World was Made
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• i think it was (user)
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• every secret thing was made by some one
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• When I was five
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Magneto Was Right
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When touch was simple
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• When she was bad
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was ten years old
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community

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