Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I thought a Persian had a red beard,' he said, `and now I know a Persian who has a red beard."

• red beard man (user)
• thoughts on the eve of a Red Hat installation
• Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue III
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• He who has ears, let him hear
• The Tree in the Yard has a Dark Red Heart
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• He had something to say. He said it.
• if I had known then what I know now
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• let me know who you are now.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• you know he said
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed
• beard
• Iranian bearded terrorist
• Bearded
• The She-Goats and Their Beards
• Spock's Beard
• beard burn
• bearded axe
• Eli the Bearded
• Nefarious uses for a beard trimmer
• Blue Beard
• bearded dragon
• Dye your beard hot pink
• Friend, your white beard sweeps the ground
• Mary Ritter Beard
• bearded clam
• Giant bearded man lying in the sea
• Bearded Lady
• Beard the lion
• Papa's beard
• James Beard Foundation
• Aaron's Beard
• bearded seal
• Bearded Vulture
• Beard and Baby
• The difference between growing a beard and not shaving
• Female Monks, Bearded Ladies, and Medieval Gender Crossing
• Methuselah's beard lichen
• Beard Papa
• The Queen of Spain's Beard
• green beard effect
• Vandyke beard
• GNU/Beard
• bearded lady (user)
• International Deutsche Beard Championship
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• James Beard
• bearded road apple
• Epic Beard Man
• playoff beard
• chin scratching is a poor substitute for beard stroking
• Internet Beard Research and the Eternal September
• He Who Is Death
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• He has redefined me, again and again
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• The Universe said, Ha!
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I Thought I Had Enough
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• "Fill it in", he said.
• great things he has taught us
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He Said, She Said
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He has spit in my coat
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• he has her eyes
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Socks, now 19, has cancer.
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I thought everyone had a turning point story
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• he had a dream
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He Knows Not Their Names
• he who (user)
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• King George he had a Date
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.

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