Findings:

• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Judging women by their books
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Women Who Run With the Wolves
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• The Hare Who Got Married
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• the helpless little thing with the dirty mouth who's always got something to say
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Who's got the bill? (e2poll)
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• these are the wolves who run all night
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Old man who lived by the crick
• The Who By Numbers
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Who's Got The Crack
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Pioneers Who Got Scalped
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Who run Bartertown?
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Eli who is over six feet tall
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• Who makes God's rules?
• God helps those who help themselves
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Who owns our writeups?
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• But who codes the coders?
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Who's on first?
• Music journalists who write books
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Who wears the pants
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• he who (user)
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Who's Who
• The Guess Who
• That punker chick who saved my life
• Horton Hears a Who
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• The girl you fell in love with
• Who shaves the barber?
• play dumb
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Who wrote Shakespeare?
• Who watches the watchmen?
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Who is yours?
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Let's Run Over Lionel Richie With A Tank
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• Amidala Got Back
• Don't run over fire hose
• Who's There?
• Doctor Who
• Cancer over Aliens
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
• rise over run
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Friends who fuck
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• who's
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• Who died here?
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Women who purr
• Who hurt you?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Who's in the bathroom?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Who you are
• The Man who Sold the Moon
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Who's the neatest?
• Don’t offer a lecture to someone who needs a hug.
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Bicyclists who ride the wrong way on a one-way street
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• I got hit by the pizza man
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Who's Next
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Dr Who
• The Who
• Know your pets
• Flaunting your sexuality
• cat haters
• Taking things at surface value
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Dead links in writeups
• who
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Musicians who played Birdland
• Who's The Boss?
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• The Man Who Sold the World
• The Knights Who say Ni!
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Who you really are
• Who shall we eat?
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• Dr. Who

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