Findings:
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have lost many things, so many
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
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- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- They didn't have the heart
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I used to have so many dreams
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I have no money and I must pay
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- You're so money
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- I didn't want him
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I didn't always have this cool job
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- So you don't have to
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- i have been burning for so long
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- because I have given up any care
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- You don't have any real problems
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- any
- Press any key to continue
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- i wasn't ready to hear it so plain
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- "42" is even to any base
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- any way, shape or form
- Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- In any art, boredom is not a virtue
- Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
- Love In Any Language
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Any time! Anywhere!
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- At least things can't get any worse
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Any Mick'll Do
- Lil Kid any werrr (user)
- Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Got any ID please?
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Any port in a storm
- A Jared by any other name
- Gym equipment
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- Any time is Trinidad time
- Convert any number to decimal
- To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
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