Findings:
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I had cool friends in high school
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- A Place of One's Own
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- We have had enough of your beige
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- These are the memories I never had
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- No One Knows Who I Am
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- The Speech of the High One
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- An enemy is one who reacts
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- One who knows does not speak
- At a high enough voltage everything conducts
- Friends who fuck
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- High school friends
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Somewhere there is one who remembers.
- What's this? - A dead one of these.
- The ones who watch
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- to a place where no one's around
- Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
- don't spend it all in one place
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
- Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Some of my best friends are djs
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- One danger of having your friends using Everything
- Enough with the high heels already
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- We had a high profile public masturbation deal here today
- Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- Some Old Hippy Caught A High Tripping On Acid
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- one who sleeps with mothers
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- All these things we'll one day swallow whole
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- No one can be in two places at once
- Who Knows One?
- To find one's place
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- is there no one who answers the call?
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Who Checks the Current
- One Canada Square
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
- If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- I Thought I Had Enough
- Large enough I had to count it in stones
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- Some of my best friends are...
- Some of my best friends are
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- These people are not your friends
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- On leaving some friends at an early hour
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- Hind's Feet on High Places
- Who's Who Among American High School Students
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- One Node to Rule Them All
- I stood upon a high place
- The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
- some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
- You didn't even keep one bag?
- Some of the pitfalls inherent in removing one's pubic hair
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- On Being the one who goes away
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Who is Number One?
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
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