Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I can legitimately call him that because his name is Joseph and he is my brother."

• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Regin's tale of his brothers, and of the gold called Andvari's Hoard
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• I married him because he was not mean
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• He who has ears, let him hear
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• We can rebuild him
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• He called around 5:30
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• he calls me girly (user)
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Brother, can you paradigm?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He just left his body
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Brother, can you spare a dime?
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Why won't he call?
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• Language of the dead
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• he calls me monster
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He Knows Not Their Names
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He made a way to his anger
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Shaggy Seeks his Stray Brother
• He loved Big Brother.
• Rocco and his Brothers
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Call by name
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I Heard The Owl Call My Name
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Names to call a computer
• He called me Sarah once
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• Because I can!
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• only the named can be destroyed
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He can
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He weaves his words
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He flops over and bonks his head
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves

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