Findings:
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
- You can't get there from here
- You were here when I fell asleep
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- You know you're in the SCA when
- You know you're blacked out when...
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- I'm glad you're here.
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- When you're home alone
- When you're dead, you're dead
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- these arms, this heart, this body, sleep here
- You're so come here go away
- When you just can't win
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When you go, I sleep again
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- When I sleep, it's not quiet
- When you're alone
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- I can't get comfortable here
- Swing when you're winning
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Sing when you're winning
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Only when you're older
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- How not to faint when you can't move
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- You're not from around here, are you?
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
- To Here Knows When
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Things to do when technology gets here
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- Time flies when you're having fun
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
- It Can't Happen Here
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- You know you're a geek when...
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Bess Can't Go Here
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You're never around when I need you
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- When You're Evil
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- You're pretty when you cry
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Can't Hardly Wait
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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