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• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• you can't break even
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• we can't all be rock stars
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Can't change me
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• How not to faint when you can't move
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Can't Buy Me Love
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can't you hear me knocking
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Where you can't find me
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Why Can't This Be Love
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Let me be your fantasy
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• How the Nome King Became Angry
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• How the Queens held angry converse together at the Bathing
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• marry me and you'll be safe
• How to be a lardass
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• How to deal with angry customers
• How to Be Alone
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• How to be a street musician
• Hot pursuit
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• How to be a badass
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• How to be a good customer
• How the Internet Came to Be
• How to be a geek
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How to request that a writeup be deleted
• How To Be Funny
• Starving in the greenhouse
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How to be a terrible customer
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• How to be a good evil villain
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?

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