Findings:

• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• More than just a song
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• A story about a person I do not know
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Eyes do more than see
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• Child support is more than just money
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• A common tech support call
• I know something about love
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• I know what is about to come
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Just Do It
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• What the world wants to know about newts
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
• What I know about this table
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• About two men called Harold Budd
• I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
• What do I call her?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• call me garbage one more time
• What time do you call this, then?
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• The cloud is just someone else's computer
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Names to call a computer
• Everything I know about Writing
• A Story about a Phone Call
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• You, standing
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Things you should know about King James
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Making your computer's ribbon cables more compact
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• In the event of malicious software, it is highly suggested that you do not literally crash your computer.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Do you know me?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• Do you know what pain is?
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• Treatment of corporations
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• i do not worry about
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Kirby G6
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• I have more stories about trains for you
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I want to learn more about Islam
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Just call me fluffy
• National Do Not Call Registry
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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