Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I've been in a state of arrested development and am now trying to catch up to the rest of the world. For instance, I only this week got an ATM card."

• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I've Got the World on a String
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I've been trying to count the stars
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• I've Got a Woman
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I am stalking your girls now
• I've been dead a long time
• I've Got a Secret
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• I’ve been completed
• I am not making this up
• I've frequently not been on boats
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• World Summit on Sustainable Development
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• you've been living in a dream world
• I am the only being whose doom...
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• i am most interested in a deep understanding of the world. everything else follows.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Arrested Development Pilot
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I am a snowflake worthy of the world's outstretched tongue
• I've got a little list
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• I've got mine
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• guess i got rung up (user)
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• When I am stronger than now
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• now I am blue, forsaking brown.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I am fine now
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I've Been Tired
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've been expecting you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've been on the net (user)
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Arrested Development (e2poll)
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• The development of the English nation state under the House of Tudor
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• The development of Germany's "final solution" in World War II
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• Blue Got Up
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I've got the Internet
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Hitler has only got one ball
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• I've got the music in me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Right now I am floating
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• I've got socks
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• We've Got A World That Swings
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I Am The World Trade Center
• I am now a Fire Marshall
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• The whole world is too busy, and I am hopelessly bound to my wonderment
• because I am only half of what you need
• I am holding you now
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• The State I Am In
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I am trying to break your heart
• I AM big. It's the writeups that got small.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• and now i am free
• I am now a dark walker
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am not your ATM
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Evolution is only a theory
• Arrested Development
• I've been shot!
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've been working on my homework
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• now that I am no longer
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• I've been smoking ever since
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Since I've Been Loving You
• It's been odd out in the world
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• I've been waiting forever
• Been feeling red all week
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• I've Never Been to Me
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Here I am World
• I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• I've been here for 5 hours
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I've been searching
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• I am now a married woman

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