Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm sorry. You were talking, but all I heard was "give me the finger"."

• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• tell me all your reasons
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• All gods but your own
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• All words and fingers with hearts thrown in
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• all your monsters come to me
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• all net, nothing but territory
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• all your faults in me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• more sure of all I thought was true
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• some say he was never here at all
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• All the empty things disguised as me
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• all it cost him was a Penny
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• All For Me Grog
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• All of Me
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• show me what the world is all about
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• let's pretend we're all the same
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• Fuck them all but the six
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• We're all Borf in the End
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All he left her was alone
• You will not remember me at all
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Were you here at all?
• They are all pretty but fading.
• In all that you never were
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• We're all in this together
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I remember when all this was trees
• and things we're all too young to know
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head

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