Findings:
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
- allow
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- Vermont law allows same-sex civil unions
- Allow 8-10 weeks for delivery
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- Why is the air force allowed to bomb civilians?
- Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
- A line allows progress, a circle does not
- How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
- Who is allowed to donate blood?
- No Dogs and Chinese Allowed
- If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
- Things Mormons ARE allowed to do
- Supreme Court now allows jailing for minor traffic offenses
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
- Scientologists not allowed to see 2001!
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
- Allow yourself no dreams
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- My northerliness allowed me to see bears
- The Madame Does Not Allow Survivors
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Thinking Allowed
- Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- The Government should not allow hippies to listen to jazz
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Smokers Allowed
- Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- i will not allow myself to forget
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- it's the space between things that allows them to exist
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Women want me when I'm taken
- the words I'm after
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
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