Findings:
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I still haven't found what I'm looking for
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm Afraid
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm Afraid of Americans
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- The one that got away
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- To the one that got away
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- I'm in one of those moods again
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- The Town Where No One Got Off
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- One Got Fat
- Hitler has only got one ball
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- afraid
- Why we are so afraid
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Afraid of Sunlight
- I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
- Are You Afraid of the Dark?
- What is love? And why are people afraid of pursuing it?
- Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue III
- I am deathly afraid of February
- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
- Afraid of the Dark
- Afraid of Everything
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- why my son is afraid of ceiling fans
- I was afraid of getting caught
- Curiously, neither of us are afraid of the dark
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise
- I am not afraid of you any more
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
- Be Not Afraid
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
- Afraid (user)
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- What would you do if you weren't afraid?
- She is afraid of not being shy
- Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
- Why are people afraid of touching?
- You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I Am Afraid of the Dark
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- when the gods are afraid
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- what are you afraid of?
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
- if you're afraid, that's where you should start
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- i am not afraid
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I am afraid
- Got Milk?
- You Really Got Me
- I got the babel fish!
- You've got mail
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- Got
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- I've Got a Secret
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- I've got the Internet
- Got to buck
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- Got Beer?
- The Statue Got Me High
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- I've got a little list
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- You've Got Stalkers
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
- Everything got me fired!
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- I got pierced
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Have I Got News for You
- Johnny Got His Gun
- We've Got Tonight
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Everyone's got their drug
- I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- Go on! It's got raisins in it!
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- You've got another think coming
- Got prostate cancer?
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- I got your nose
- Got Self Esteem?
- Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
- Boys got cooties, girls got brains
- I Got Six
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- i got the wound, if you got the salt
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- I've Got the World on a String
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- We've got company
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- You've Got A Friend
- Ya Got Trouble
- I Got Rhythm
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- i got nothin (user)
- I got a 1400 on the SAT
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- Freddy Got Fingered
- Your cable TV just got better!
- The day Wendy's snake got away
- I've got mine
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
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