Findings:
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- id Software
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- I love you, but I dare not tell you.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- I'd
- session id
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- id
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I have never felt more alive
- I have more stories about trains for you
- we lost a million men but we got a million more
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- student ID
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Pure id (user)
- ID badge
- Caller ID
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Know your pets
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Fake ID
- No, but I'll have a beer
- state ID
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- id (user)
- referral ID
- The Wizard of Id
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- tell me what you have in your heart
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- Not atheist, but what then?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Being a dickhead
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- but to more fully experience the wheel
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- blondes have more fun
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Khaled Islambouli
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
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