Findings:
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to live forever (step 1)
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- How They Came to Bunbury
- They all lived happily ever after
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- We Have Always Lived in the Castle
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How long have you known?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- seedless grapes
- How we have grown apart
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- How to live forever (step 2)
- David "Honeyboy" Edwards
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- How to live with Thoracic Outlet Syndrome: Monkeylover's Story
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- They Live
- How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- You, standing
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to "Have People"
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Sex in a small car
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- They didn't have the heart
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- They have bears in Italy
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- They have no bones.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Churches that tell you how to live
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- Life and How to Live It
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How to cook and clean a live crab
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How Do I Live
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- How Gods Live On
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- where they used to live
- institutions have lives of their own
- They live in brow furrows and eye wrinkles.
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- They must have faces
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- People want what they cannot have
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- You stole what they would have given you
- They Have a Word for It
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- How to have an out of body experience
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- They have taken enough
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- They could have saved Kevin
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to have lesbian sex
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How could you ever have enough?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How the mighty have fallen
- How we could still have a President Trump
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Finding out where a net user lives
- how to live cheap
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- How the Cuttenclips Lived
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- He's been places they have not.
- Sex with a chicken
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