Findings:
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- so bad it's good
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- i have been burning for so long
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- So someone tells you they've been raped
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- tired mothers need someone to hold a baby
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- my heart hurts so bad
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Have you ever made a just man?
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- the only comfort we could ever have
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I have lost many things, so many
- I used to have so many dreams
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- When living we have need of Death
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- oh ever so slowly
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- What to do if you have bad credit
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Have You Ever Walked?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I have a bad feeling about this
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- I have bad taste in music
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- You know, life isn't so bad
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Have you ever thought
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- What makes someone a "bad person"?
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Yer So Bad
- How could you ever have enough?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- So you don't have to
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- A reason to drink
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- you have everything you need
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Rejection isn't so bad
- Bad fantasy novels
- Bad Habit
- Big Bad Wolf
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- bad conscience
- Bad Idea Jeans
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- bad memories car
- Bad math teacher
- Bad Company
- A bad 21st birthday
- paying someone to flush your toilets
- This is probably a bad thing.
- 2 Bad Mice
- The Tale of Two Bad Mice
- The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
- It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
- Bad Astronaut
- Why capital punishment is a bad idea
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- All Hands on the Bad One
- the bad conductor joke
- You make that sound like a bad thing
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- bad password
- Bad kisser
- Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
- Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
- It's not that bad
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
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