Findings:

• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so sorry
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• It's late, and I'm tired
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Happy New Year
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• So. Central Rain
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• Voyeurism is so last year
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• So happy she drools
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
• These Happy Golden Years
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm so tough
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I am so fucking happy
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• so sorry (user)
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm Not Sorry
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• i'm late to everything
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• iam so happy (user)
• Happy Rhodes
• Happy Fun Ball
• Get Happy!
• Happy Days
• Happy Hardcore
• Happy Valley
• happy ending
• Should I be happy?
• Am I happy?
• Happy Hacking Keyboard
• happy hacker
• Happy Meal Toys
• Happy Accident
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Happy Birthday to You
• Mr Happy (user)
• Necessary to a happy childhood
• happy voting
• Happy Hour
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Mr Happy
• Chant and be Happy
• happy feet
• I am happy
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• There is no happy ending
• The Happy Isles of Oceania : Paddling the Pacific
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• happy smiling enlightened recluse
• The Happy Prince
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Many happy returns of the day
• Happy Flowers
• How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
• Happy campers
• As if either one of us were happy
• Happy death day, Friedrich Nietzsche!
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Happy Waitress
• In the Happy Isles
• Shiny Happy Noders
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• I hope you're fucking happy
• The Happy Hocky Family
• Happy endings are not our birthright.
• happy horse shit
• happy jason (user)
• Happy leftovers!
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Many Happy Returns
• Happy Holidays
• Happy Mask
• A Happy Life
• The Song of the Happy Shepherd
• The Happy Wanderer
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• Happy End
• The Happy End
• The Happy Warrior
• The Happy Thought
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Happy Nation
• Happy Boys And Girls
• Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2
• Happy Trails
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Happy boxes
• Momotarou Dentetsu Happy
• The Legend of Happy Island
• Trigun: 2nd Donut Happy Pack TV
• The Happy Household
• Happy Chandler
• Happy Tree Friends
• Happy Songs for Happy People
• Happy Families
• Of Gingerbread Houses, and Happy Endings
• happy phantom (user)
• Go Active! Happy Meal
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• The Short Happy Life of an Alpha Puppy
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Happy slapping
• Happy Corner
• Happy Mac
• Happy Hour at Club Limbo (document)
• Happy Kitty Bunny Pony
• Not just a happy ending
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)

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