Findings:

• You're too young to be so old
• You're too good to be human
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• I'm too old for this shit
• I hope I get old before I die.
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Too good to be true
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• You're All I Need to Get By
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I hope I die before I get old
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Too Old, Too Busy, Too Sinful
• Rape committed by women
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• When you know things are just meant to be
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• What happens when you get too lonely
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• We get too tense when we drive
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• When did the World get so old?
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
• You're Only Old Once!
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• I want to be sexy too!
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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