Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The Men Who Murdered Mohammed
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You don't get a song
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't want to get over you
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• We Don't Need the Men
• We who are here are still here, inviting others
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• I still don't even know you
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• people who don't exist
• I don't get many things right the first time
• You just don't get it
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Men who purr
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• The Men Who Stare At Goats
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Why don't men shave?
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• Stoned music memories
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Rape committed by women
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• emotions others don't get to see
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• People who don't read
• I don't get it
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Capitalize, please
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Who gets to decide?
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Judging women by their books
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• Six good men who listened
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
• The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
• The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
• The Men Who Built America
• Men Who Dig Up History
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Show, don't tell
• why are we who we are?
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you

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