Findings:
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- Are some species more important than others?
- Some words are harder than others
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- some boys need a little more attention
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
- Home surgery
- Some Days are Better than Others
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- love is such a more sustainable energy to draw from than hate
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- This place needs more actual little piggies. Let's begin.
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- Some other little thing
- Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
- Some things are more important than sleep
- Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
- let's run away together and have an adventure
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Baby I'm-A Want You
- This place needs more insane witch-queens. Let's begin.
- let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- A reason to drink
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- also: younger than the sun
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
- Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
- This place needs more actual discontent. Let's begin.
- This place needs more actual users. Let's begin.
- ima (user)
- I have my reasons
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- blondes have more fun
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have to return some videotapes
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- let's finish what we started
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- Ima
- 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
- Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen
- Ima R. Sonist (user)
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Duke, let's go do some crimes
- This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Let's all have an orgy!
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I have more stories about trains for you
- I have never felt more alive
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- just to have some human contact
- Reasons why I hate pornography
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- I have a Little Dreidel
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- let me hate for you
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- Tools everyone should have
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
- I do have some things to hide
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