Findings:
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- On Being the one who goes away
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- What the Wizard had to say.
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Who made Hell?
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- who did this to me?
- Who is Number One?
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
- The stranger who hates me
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- she had already found her party
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- No One Knows Who I Am
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- boss i wish you had told me
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- The bored who complain
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- You say you want to help me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- let me know who you are now.
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
- They had been expecting me
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- to my lover who is most similar to me
- The best teacher I ever had
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- I Know Who Killed Me
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- who me (user)
- one who sleeps with mothers
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- An enemy is one who reacts
- One who knows does not speak
- The ones who watch
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I Had No Right
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- He had something to say. He said it.
- No one says anything important during the day
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- Capitalize, please
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- You had me at hello
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Bloody Hell, It's an Irishman!
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- May those who are born after me
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Helping people cheat
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Bitch Quest 2009 - Who's the Bitch?
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
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