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• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• When she is talking to him
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• the stars were falling just for him
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• one thing just tears him down
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Stoned music memories
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I married him because he was not mean
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• She could not live with or without him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• When writers use Latin
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• kill him dead; don't call me
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He just left his body
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Just give him the damned fish
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• A poem for when I loved him
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• When is a name just a name?
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening

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