Findings:
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- No shit, there I was
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- wake up and find her still there
- One hour there was sunlight
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Fucked up Facts from History
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- In case of accidental death, back up your state vector regularly!
- There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
- no shit, there we were
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Where's the kaboom?
- I remember, there was one
- some say he was never here at all
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Back when our blood was still warm
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Some things that fly there be
- There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- There was a land where lived no violets
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- Was There a Time
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Before you, there was me
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Up There Cazaly
- Backed Up Outback (user)
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- there are some just can't take life easy
- The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
- Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
- Back There
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Ken Lay
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Up Shit Creek without a paddle
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
- Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
- Some time when I was a teenager
- There was a young lady of Riga
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- There was a rose that faded young
- There was once a Man
- There exist some
- Was it ever there?
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- There once was a girl named Irene
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- There was an old lady
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- There was a man and a woman
- There was a cold day
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- and there was this girl
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There was a time before
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- There Once Was a Farmer
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
- There and Back Again in Search of Beauty
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- There's a yellow brick road that we follow back home
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Back in the Shit
- fuck up
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- You Fucked Up!
- People have fucked up before
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Shut The Fuck Up
- What the fuck is this shit?
- After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- fucked up criteria (user)
- Fucked up ways to die
- what the fuck is this shit
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- just some lame Disney VR shit in a rape truck outside LACMA
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Make shit up
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- There is some place I need to be
- Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
- There is some goodness left in the World
- Blowing shit up
- Fucked Up
- There and Back Again
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Today was some bullshit.
- There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- there are people talking, some of it is important
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- back up
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
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