Findings:
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Don’t give up the ship!
- Shut The Fuck Up
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- Don't fuck with the cat
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Don't You Dare
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- Fucked up ways to die
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Don't wait up for me
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Don't give up your day job
- People have fucked up before
- Fucked up Facts from History
- fuck up
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- Ken Lay
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Don't fuck llamas
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't fuck the corpses
- Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't think the sun was up
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- You Fucked Up!
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Fucked Up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- fucked up criteria (user)
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Don't stick wasabi up your nose
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Dare
- Truth or Dare
- D.A.R.E.
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- Do I dare disturb the universe?
- Dan Dare
- Dickery Dickery Dare
- Where Eagles Dare
- dollar dare
- The Love that Dares to Speak Its Name
- passion not dared
- Dare I eat a mango
- Dare you see a soul at the white heat?
- Virginia Dare
- The flight I dared to take
- dare (user)
- I Dare You (user)
- Dares the Phrygian
- if you dare
- dare davil (user)
- romantic dares
- drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
- To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
- I love you, but I dare not tell you.
- Things I never dare say
- Wooing the bride and kissing her passionately to win a dare
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I don't like moving.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Don't lie. Ever.
- I don't have a television set
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
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