Findings:

• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• a life in hell (user)
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• life always kills (user)
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Stoned music memories
• don't kill your clients
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• The Life and Times of Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Proper format will save your life
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• The Fat Man
• Fat Man
• Life in Hell
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Me and the Fat Man
• Don't ask me about the half life of love
• Don't Fear the Fat
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• How female ejaculation saved my life
• E2 saved my life
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• old man in the corner
• "Bass Players": From the life of the composer as a young man.
• $50 will save your life
• This Book Will Save Your Life
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• Don't expect God to save you
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• hell is always around the corner
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people, headphones with cat-ears kill people.
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• The Big Fat Kill
• Why does Man kill?
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Return of the Fat Man
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Junk mail saved my life
• How Video Games Saved My Life
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• Magastromancy saved a life
• save and restore function in real life
• That punker chick who saved my life
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• the life cycle library of The Young Man
• The life you can save
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• The remnants of a man's life
• The Modern Man's Guide to Life
• The Man He Killed
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• corner
• Mike's Corner
• Street Corner Society
• Punkeydoodle's Corners
• Dot's Poetry Corner
• Rubik's Cube: Orient the corners
• Brighten the Corners
• At the round earth's imagin'd corners, blow
• corner kick
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• corner store
• I, the corners of the mouth (providing nourishment)
• Sitting in a corner, not thinking of a pink bear
• Corners on the Curving Sky
• The haunting poster in the corner
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• King's Corner Chess
• A red flower in the corner, in the dark
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Brilliant Corners
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Children's Corner suite
• paint yourself into a corner
• hot corner
• Standing on the Corner
• cut corners
• Four Corners of Oregon
• Corner Soul
• Return to Pooh Corner
• 12 Corners Coffeehouse
• four corners offense
• A Happy Corner of Oz
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• corner (user)
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• the circles here have corners
• Still Corners
• Hush Corner: The Torrent, Softly on the Ears
• corner boy
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Your job is to brush away the cobwebs from the corners of your emotional bedroom.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Somedays
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

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