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• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• cigarette butts
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Go ahead, throw your vote away
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but don't take my word for it
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Nowhere to go but down
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• cigarette butt
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• There but for the grace of God go I
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Being a dickhead
• butts ARE litter
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• A shadow, and a smouldering cigarette butt
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope

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